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Dear Mama Causey,

I keep getting my hand caught in my toaster in the morning. I tried wearing my Causey attire when I cook breakfast, but it still didn't help and my hand continues to get caught in the toaster. It is starting to burn and the butter I'm treating it with is making it all slimy. Please help.

--Burnt Out

Dear Burnt Out,

As Causey has said many time, there is only one thing more powerful than me. . ."Electricity." Having said that, let me tell you what I told my many children; "No, No, Hot! That will hurt you."

Love and hugs,
Mama Causey